Friday, 4 November 2016

2nd St. Helens Striders' Trail 5 - 30th October 2016

Image result for striders 5A difficult few months of running (or not running) was blown away on a lovely autumn morning not far from where I grew up.

 After spending most of 2016 targeting a PB and a long awaited sub-40:00 at the Wigan 10k, imagine my horror when after a blistering start and feeling like I might trouble the World Record Moderators (despite the fact that there were approximately 200 runners ahead of me), I pulled up 2 miles in with a recurrence of  a calf injury that has plagued me all year.

That last sentence is almost Dickensian in its complexity and skilful management of numerous sub-ordinate clauses.

Anyway. Running.

So the Striders 5 mile trail race was my first race back. I'd forced myself into a month off running after the Wigan 10k disaster, notwithstanding a great morning running ever so gently from Newcastle to South Shields the following week.

I got down to The Ship Inn, the heavily patrolled border between the sweet pastures of Haydock and the lawless badlands of Blackbrook, pretty early to secure my race number and give me plenty of time to warm up. Everywhere I turned at this point seemed to bring me face to face with the green and red (orange) vest of a Kirkby Miler. The gang from a few miles up the East Lancs had invaded in force. Impressive turnout.

The start line was alongside the Sankey Canal and the usual spectrum from hardcore clubmen (and women) to those out to enjoy a leisurely off road Sunday morning social run mixed freely. As an aside, I always find this the most curiously impressive thing about running enthusiasts. In other sports I've taken part in there has always been a certain elitism, even amongst amateurs. The camaraderie is a joy to behold, even if I don't usually take part as I'm an avowed loner and inveterately antisocial. I and around 200 others toed the line.

The race itself was fantastic. The course was a challenging mixture of towpath, woodland paths and farmers fields. Worryingly, I am absolutely convinced that I heard gunshots as we crossed one section along a narrow trail through long grass. On reaching the finish, I did not hear any reports of athlete deaths so I presume I must have been mistaken.

St.Helens Striders, the organisers of the race, had what seemed like hundreds of marshalls on the course, directing and cajolling runners with tremendous enthusiasm and all with a smile on their faces. I'll be honest and say that there can't be a better looking running club in all of Great Britain! That's the women by the way. I'm not the person to judge the men. If any women want to comment below (on the aesthetic merits of the male members Striders, not my thinly veiled sexism) then feel free.

I managed to keep a steady pace at around 6:40 a mile but wasn't sure where I was placing as I managed to get left behind at the start and struggled to overtake on the narrow paths that made up the first mile or so. As the paths widened through a woodland section, I steadily made my way through the field, focusing on one runner at a time until around half way I settled in behind a small group of Kirkby Milers. I was feeling strong but from mile 3-4 wanted to save something for a last mile push. At around the 4 mile point I passed the renowneded 'Powerman' for a second time and made my burst for glory.



I attempted to chase down a fellow unnatached runner who was about 100m in front of me at the last mile marker. I lengthened the stride, pumped the arms and ignored the bursting heart and burning lungs. I saw him coming closer. I felt him panic as my pounding footsteps drew nearer. And then at last, with about 200m to run, I drew alongside him. I was going to win! (I wasn't, I was in 14th place but one can always pretend).

And then he sped up a bit. And I was knackered. He drew away and my chance was gone. I trundled in towards the finish and managed a final effort to make it look good as I crossed the line.

In the end I made a 14th Place finish in 34:11 which I was more than happy with. The winner finished in a mental 29:27:00. Big congratulations to him and his two clubmates from St. Helens Sutton A.C. who chased him home to make a club 1-2-3.

An absolutely fantastic event all round. Great course, great marshalls, great sausage butty in the pub afterwards. Hopefully this will be a fixture in the calendar for many years to come.

*Photos shamelessy stolen from various sources.

Saturday, 3 September 2016

St.Helens 'Dream' Trail 10k - Sunday 28th August 2016

Why has the writer of this blog put the word 'Dream' in inverted commas asked none of the readers of this blog until it was very deliberately pointed out by the writer himself in the very first paragraph.

The 'Dream' of the race title is a wonderful  sculpture on the outskirts of St. Helens. My words probably wouldn't do it justice so there's a picture. It's a representation of a miner's child dreaming of St. Helens' past and future. Many local people hate it. I think it's one of the most beautiful things St. Helens has ever seen. It has always put me in mind of a kind of antithesis of Percy  Bysshe Shelley's Ozymandias (one for the fans of early 19th Century Romantic poetry there, of which I know for a fact there are many, many who read this blog).

Anyway, I digress. The inverted commas are not a sarcastic comment on the aesthetic of the sculpture around which this race is run. It is a way of highlighting the hellish nightmare of running up THAT hill twice. More of which later.

I had ran this race last year, when it was a 5 miler rather than a 10k. It was challenging but fun trek around the trails with one monumentally steep slope which required more climbing than running to negotiate.

Anyway, race day started badly for myself - waking up to a dizzying hangover from a day of cider drinking. Not your common or garden Strongbow, mind. The kind of cider that I imagine smuggler's would drink in Jamaica Inn. Bravely and stoically, I managed to make it to the start line. Probably only because it was a late-ish 11am start. A few friends and familiar faces toed the line in the line up of about 200 runners. With fuzzy head and sweating palms, I decided to  take it easy. Until the gun went and I tore off after the leaders like a greyhound after that fluffy thing that they somehow believe is a rabbit, even after it has been caught.

The course is a brilliant challenge for runners.  Incredibly tough due to a number of fairly short but steep climbs, whose subsequent descents are equally tough due to their winding nature and soft gravelly surface. The early leader was clearly visible in a bright yellow jacket about 100 yards ahead of the chasing pack of 5, which I inexplicably found myself in. 3 Miles in and averaging about 6:20 a mile I seemed to have conquered the hangover. Until I faced the hill. There had been hills before and they were tough. This was something else. About 50 metres in length but a gradient of about 99.9999999%. I foolishly attempted to sprint up it but after around 4 steps was flagging. The burning legs forced me to slow.  After what seemed like hours, I stood at the top, planted the Union Jack on the ground and lit a celebratory cigar....no, that was another trip. The hill had drained me and I plodded the second half of the course, which I eventually realised was a 2nd lap of the same route. This meant only one thing. I'd have to scale the hill again. I internally raged at the organisers for daring to trick me like this. Why didn't they tell me about having to climb that mountain twice? I wouldn't have turned up if I'd have known. What? They provided a course map in the emails before the race? Oh.

I battled to the final turn after being overtaken by only a few people. During those last couple of miles where I was running through treacle whilst wearing concrete boots I'd expected the entire field to breeze past me. Evidently, the other competitors had found it as tough as I did. I did manage to muster a final sprint to overtake a lady from Sale Harriers which gave me 10th place in 44:38. Congratulations to Catherine Howard of Knowsley Harriers who won in 41:09 and first gentleman, Martin Christian, 2nd in 41:16.

Mustering a sprint finish.
The scene at the finish line was reminiscent of the climax of John Webster's The Duchess of Malfi.  Bodies strewn lifeless across the grass, testament to the toughness of the race. That was confirmed later when I uploaded my results to the RunBritain rankings and saw that the race had been assigned the highest possible SSS (Standard Scratch Score) of 6.0.

Despite my references to nightmares, horror and death, which were only a lame attempt at humour, the day once again was a thoroughly enjoyable one. A friendly and welcoming atmosphere, outstanding support from the marshals and supporters on course, great organisation from Sutton AC and a proper challenge of a trail race made this again one of my favourite races of the year. Well done to everyone who ran, organised or supported the race. I'm sure we'll all be back next year.

The eventual winner (I think)

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Rock 'n' Roll Half Marathon - Liverpool - 28th May 2016


Another race entered at more or less the last minute after a gentle nudge from St. Helens Striders' Stuart Tagg. As I mention this I tell myself, for roughly the seven hundredth time, that I should join a running club. Problem is, I do most of my running at the crack of dawn, before our house of 3 young daughters and one wife bursts into life. I simply can't be bothered of an evening after a day at work and getting the aformentioned young ladies to bed. As most clubs train in the Primary Schoolgirl bedtime zone, it ain't for me. Perhaps I should start one of my own. I could incorporate 'Aurora' into the name and have that early 2000s trance tune of the same name as a kind of club theme tune. That's one for the people who sit in the Venn Diagram overlap of fans of Roman Mythology and fans of Trance Nation 2000(ish).

Anyway, where was I? Yes, the Liverpool leg of the Rock 'n' Roll half marathon series and my 11th hour entry. I've been injured on and off since Christmas and not been able to get going. After doing precisely nothing for about 4 weeks to let it fix properly I'd been back running for about 5 weeks. I'd never felt fitter or faster so I thought I'd hit the road to race.

Sunday morning arrived in glorious fashion. Brilliant early sunshine reminiscent of that early morning warmth you get on your holidays. That feeling of being in another world completely away from your own culture as you walk down the road to buy your Daily Mirror, Warburton's bread and Heinz beans.

I ran the marathon here a couple of years ago and thought it was a brilliantly organised event with a unique atmosphere. this year was much the same. Friendly faces were everywhere, be they competitor, supporter, staff or wild smackhead screaming 'Get this f******event out of our city' from the backseat of a  taxi which Stuart told me about later. My only gripe this year was the lack of changing facilities in the Echo Arena. Last time, an area was set aside for changing but this wasn't the case this year. It might be my fault. I never bother to read the race details. Anyway, I quite enjoyed changing in the middle of a crowded toilet with my feet getting soaked in the puddles. They were water. They were water. They were water.


The start line was suitably choc-a-bloc for such a big event. I'd ambitiously put a predicted finishing time of 1:30 on the entry form, despite a previous PB of 1:33:38. In 2014. That meant I was in Corral No. 1. which went off 2nd. Don't know what the corral which went of first was called. Similar system to the footie I suppose where the 3rd Division is inexplicably called League One.

After much local radio style, ahem,  'banter', we were off. I'd set my watch to aim for 7:00 miles which would put me somewhere between my old PB and the Icarus-like time I'd put on the entry form. Great start to the race running through the streets of the city which afforded plenty of cooling shade from the sun, which was surprisingly hot, even at the 9am start. Noticed one larger guy from our corral struggling badly after about 400m with the world's biggest hydration pack on. And I thought I was being ambitious. Having said that, I raced through the first mile in 6:26 and the first 3 in an average of around 6:35. Way faster than target and I thought I'd better slow up or risk blowing out well before the finish.

I needn't have worried as the next 3 miles or so contained some pretty tough uphill sections. Nothing particularly steep but a succession of long sweeping uphill stretches took the toll on pace, heart rate but thankfully not spirit and enthusiasm as many runners around me encouraged each other up those tough sections. We made our way through Chinatown and on towards Sefton Park. Support on these sections were great too - smatterings of families out with young children urging us on. As an aside, I always take time out to high five a child whose family have taken the time to get them uit watching and supporting. Those littluns will probably be in our shoes in 15 years or so.

Miles 5-8 took us through Princes Park and Sefton Park which were thoroughly enjoyable sections of the course. After the tough climbs, the gentle undulations of the parks with the sunlight dappling the footpaths were a joy to behold on this glorious summer morning. The trees offered plenty of shade which was happily received by most runners. It was telling that many runners took the outside of the bends in the shade rather than the inside track in the sun. I'd settled well into a steady pace now and was averaging under that 7:00 mile pace and feeling good.

Exiting Sefton Park, another pretty steep ascent through Otterspoool Park awaited followed by a rollercoaster like drop. At the summit, we were greeted by a St. Helens Striders manned water station. The Striders offered fantastic encouragement and it was great to see a bunch of runners from my home town shouting and encouraging runners. I'm sure they'd have preferred to be running but they'd given up their Sunday morning to encourage others. Great work!

The last descent brought us to mile 9 and myself averaging about 6:50 per mile and miraculously on track to run the sub 1:30 and certainly achieve a PB. I was faced with the dilemma of settling for just the PB or pushing through the pain barrier to achieve the <1:30. As it happened the choice was made for me.

From the 2014 marathon and this year, the finishing 4 miles of this course appears to divide opinion. On the one side, many I have spoken to (when I say spoken, I mean on Twitter/FB/Strava) see it as a lovely, predominantly flat run down the River Mersey promenade, sun high in the sky and smiling faces urging on runners. On the other (e.g. my) side are those who see it as an interminable concrete slog in which the finish line is always in sight, yet paradoxically seeming to get further away with every stride. The blazing sun only adds to the torture.

At mile 10, I started to feel the strong pace I'd kept up in the legs. Funnily enough, I felt full of energy and wasn't breathing too heavily. The legs didn't agree. As I noticed my current pace dropping to around 7:30 per mile on the watch, I tried to speed it up but the legs weren't listening and steadfastly refused. I ploughed on until disaster struck. The water station at mile 11 was a godsend and I greedily guzzled half a bottle of deliciously cool water before tipping the other half down my back. Lost in the almost magical feeling of water sloshing in my belly I somehow tripped over apparently nothing and fell heavily. I quickly picked myself up. I'd like to say because I was totally focused on finishing as strongly as possible but it was more the utter embarrassment. Like when you fall over at school in front of a load of chortling pals and get up as if nothing has happened.

My hand throbbed and stung, blood began to seep from 3 separate cuts which felt pretty deep. I toyed with the idea of absolutely daubing myself in blood over the last 2 miles so that I would look like one of those people who emerge alive from the rubble 4 days after an earthquake in Guatemala or somewhere. I visualised my picture on the front of The Echo, possibly even Runner's World if I was lucky. Hell, my picture could become as iconic as Zola Budd running barefoot or that one of Kelly Holmes screaming as she crossed the finish line in Athens.



In the midst of these musings I realised I had passed 13 miles and it was almost over. Exhausted, I pushed on for that final few metres and crossed the line. The clock showed just under 1:32. I was overjoyed that I had certainly made the PB by over a minute. I couldn't remember what the clock showed as I crossed the start line but I thought I could knock another minute off that. A quick check of the app gave me a time of 1:30:32. A huge PB by 3:06 in what I felt was a pretty difficult race.

Post race found me enjoying my free pint after a seamless bag collection - no Greater Manchester Mrathon style horror stories to tell here. I watched a couple of the bands playing early and they were pretty good - still keep meaning to find out who they actually were. On that point, a couple of the performers on course sounded ace. One band with a  female singer and another solo female -both in one of the parks but can't remember exactly. I'll have to look it up or if you know then put it in the comments!

Overall, a brilliant day. Fantastic organisation, atmosphere and course. I have no doubt I'll be back next year. It just remains to be seen whether it'll be 13.1 or 26.2.....

A big shout out to friends and acquaintances of mine running on the day: Stuart Tagg (car buddy), Ste 'Beardy Man' Firth (who injured himself and had to limp round), Emily Beasley (a former student of mine who's running all year to raise money for a great cause and ran her first half marathon), Karen Bailey (another first timer), Rachel Simm, David Niblock (who seems to be running marathons and halves on a daily basis judging by his Facebook page).











Monday, 15 February 2016

The 46th Parbold Hill Race - 13th February 2016

The 46th Parbold Hill Race - 13th February 2016

Having had a look for a blog or race report about the 46th Parbold Hill Race this last weekend and failed to find one, I decided to give it a go myself.

So here goes....

I'd heard about this race for the first time last year when a running pal of mine, Stuart Tagg of St. Helens Striders, had taken part. When said friend messaged me sometime in January asking if I fancied it, I thought I'd give it a whirl.

The race is hosted by Skelmersdale Boundary Harriers who did a fantastic job organising the day.

The day arrived with yours truly in far from peak condition. With nose streaming with greater gusto than the deluges down some of Parbold's famed slopes (more of which later), and nursing a slight calf strain, the sensible option would have been to give it a miss. However, that would have been the brave man's option. I am far too cowardly to bottle out on such a pretext.

Anyway, the aforementioned Stuart and I rocked up early enough to secure a car parking space but inevitably didn't get one and ended up parking on the road. The race centre was a quaint little village primary school which immediately revived memories of sawdust covered mounds of vomit and those scratchy green paper towels from my own idyllic schooldays. In Haydock.

The place was abuzz with the sound of excited race chatter and frantically rubbing hands. Club colours abounded,  dominated by those red and black clad St Helens Striders.

The race began from the school field which was already facing redesignation as swamp land. We set off on what was possibly the loudest gunshot heard in Parbold since the heady days of the English Civil War which incidentally, never came near Parbold. Immediately we were faced with a gargantuan slope on a path so narrow that overtaking was almost impossible. This was more a mountain climb than a race. Heavy breathing was the sound of the moment and we weren't half a mile in.

The rest of the race can only be described as the toughest, coldest, muddiest and wettest hour of my running life. The field sections were comical in places as people slipped, slid and lost shoes in the sticky, six inch deep slutch. Stiles were negotiated, brambles dodged and at one point a river running down a slope made us feel like we were scaling a slightly colder version of the Niagara Falls. To a non runner, this sounds like the stuff of nightmares. Of course, it was the most fun I've ever had in a pair of (inappropriately chosen) running shoes. Even when they fell off.

A true celebrity scandal emerged a couple of miles in as the patient, polite and generally decent human beings waited without so much as a minor whinge at a stile which had created a bottleneck. So imagine our absolute horror as one scoundrel sauntered past the queue, climbed a gate (which was expressly forbidden by a lovely printed notice in the archaic school hall) and headed off. Being British, we expressed our fury with an inaudible tut and a shake of the head. The braver souls went as far as muttering under their breath. One hot blooded maverick among us, however, shouted down this rogue with an almost Herculean bravery. As the arch violator turned around, we were amazed to clap our eyes on none other than Stuart Pearce. Psycho. Former Nottingham Forest legend. Former England U21 coach. MBE no less. I don't know what Queen Elizabeth would think of this but I'll be writing a strongly worded letter soon demanding Pearce be stripped of his honour. I shall also be contacting TalkSport radio where I know he appears occasionally to out this former legend's blatant disregard for the etiquette  of the stile in front of the whole nation. Under a false name, obviously.

Anyway, the 6.8 Miles or so finished with everyone on great spirits. Mars bars were devoured, mud washed off shoes that looked more like the boots of an infantryman in Paschendaale and we got back into the car to find that Everton were 1-0 down at home to West Brom.

All in all, a great race. I managed a time of 1:06 or something but the beauty of this race is that times are irrelevant. The odd distance and the crazy conditions meant that everyone was there for the fun and the experience rather than chasing a PB. The winner won in 45 minutes. God knows how.